Darth Hater

Top 21 #FightMe Stats

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Lol… so one morning “Darth Hater” decided to crack a joke on his FB timeline.  The statement was so bold that he left the hashtag #FightMe behind it. “It was just a lil’ something for those who disagreed enough to get upset at my stat. Before you knew it, I had an hour’s worth of jokes and my notifications are still going haywire lol. The web is crazy”. Well we went through his timeline and hand picked what we think is the top 21 #FightMe stats. enjoy:

1. If u got old food Nda fridge, I no longer wanna hit it. ‘tention 2detail… #fightme
2. No I DONT wanna buy your damn shoes… where dem feet been? FOH… #fightme
3. Its not an efficient bath until ur finger tips look wavey. wash dat ass… #fightme
4. If ur evidence is a random blog, u need 2 work N the back of da store… #fightme
5. Belly shirts are NOT for bellys!!!! NOT NOt NOT!!!… #fightme
6. If U have road rage & 4 dents on Ur car. U R da problem.. #fightme
7. People with boring sex have boring conversation too… #fightme
8. If you have sex & just thrust hard, you just started… grow up… #fightme
9. My generation sagged their pants, this generation sags their brains… #fightme
10. Ladies If you’re lips are crusty, you’re dry down there too… #fightme
11. Men always know who ur work hubby is. & Waiting to fuck him up… #fightme
12. She knows ur side chick looks @ her funny when y’all @ the same place… #fightme
13. If U can’t do a single cartwheel or pushup, U prolly get tired fast during sex… #fightme
14. Don’t be fresh with a repo or fly and behind. I won’t trust you..ever!.. #fightme
15. Everyone who knows R-Kelly did it for sure should have a court date… #fightme
16. If U can’t afford 2 have kids, U on smang restriction. fuckin up my taxes… #fightme
17. A lot of todays hip hop sound like people getting drowned in the toilet… #fightme
18.  Making babies by “mistake” is so old school. Get some sheet smarts… #fightme.
19. If ballin’ is a hobby every 2 weeks, you can’t have kids. You’re stupid… #fightme
20. If U “don’t fuck w/ that computer shit”, U prolly wear a bear skin toga… #fightme
23. If U shop N the middle aisles @ the grocery store, UR NOT on a diet… #fightme

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